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Nathan Kamal is a Chicago-based writer and comic, who enjoys cooking, hanging out with his cat, and seeing as many movies as possible.

Dolly Parton Attacker Hit with Huge Backlash, Quickly Offers Regrets

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It is safe to say without hyperbole that singer-songwriter-actress-business-tycoon-philanthropist Dolly Parton is one of the most beloved people in the entire world, and a person who recently attacked the country icon in an op-ed is quickly finding that out. Dolly Parton began her career as a prolific country music songwriter, but she had much bigger aspirations than working behind the ...

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LGBT Activists Claim Victory Over Governor DeSantis After Disney Battle

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Activists are claiming victory over far-right Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who spent most of the last year battling The Walt Disney Company over LGBTQIA+ controversies. Despite the politician and the Mouse having apparently come to terms, it seems that the activists who pressured Disney into the fight still consider the result a win. Tensions had simmered for months between The ...

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DeSantis Outlaws Colors at Disney World for “Freedom Month”

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Governor Ron DeSantis has decreed a “Freedom Month” for the state of Florida, which includes discounts on camping equipment, park fees, and sales taxes. Bizarrely, it also forbids the usage of non-approved colors at Disney World and on bridges across the state, which doesn’t feel very “free.” “Freedom Month” Freedom Month is a new initiative pushed by Governor DeSantis that ...

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Disney Loses Half Its International Revenue in One Year, Bob Iger Cuts Imminent

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The Walt Disney Company lost an astonishing 50% of its revenue throughout the United Kingdom, Europe, the Middle East, and Africa in a single year, suggesting that further budget cuts and shutdowns are imminent. Credit: Androland °o° on Unsplash In the last several years, The Walt Disney Company has run facefirst into a financial wall. Across the board, the Mouse ...

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“I’ll Bet You Miami PD Tries To Beat That”: DeSantis Applauds Multiple Arrests at Disney World

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Governor Ron DeSantis has applauded and cheerfully joked about the swift police action that recently took place at the gates of The Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, the site of many of his legal battles. DeSantis and Disney: The Many Battles As a politician, Ron DeSantis has long defined himself by his opposition to his foes. Broadly speaking, that ...

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Dolly Parton Joins Controversial Brand Amid Public Disappearance: Latest Update

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Beloved country music legend Dolly Parton has unexpectedly disappeared from the public eye, but her incredibly savvy eye for business will never stop, no matter what. Even though we might not be seeing the 78-year-old songstress performing anytime in the near future, Parton is reportedly partnering with a strangely controversial fast food chain amidst her private time. https://youtu.be/lKsQR72HY0s?si=axoi8NF5XIwnJUni The Miracle ...

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