Days after a satire report claiming that Walt Disney World Resort banned all tattoos went viral, a Disney Park guest reported that a woman’s inappropriate body art scarred thousands of other guests. Related: Mickey Mouse Officially Being Retired Effective Immediately On July 5, the Disney satire site Mouse Trap News posted a video claiming guests with visible tattoos could no longer ...
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Urgent Updates as Disney Guests Locked Out of Parks and Hotels Worldwide
A mass computer outage has left Disney guests worldwide locked out of theme parks and hotels alike. Chaos broke out worldwide this morning as Microsoft computers and systems crashed due to what some have suggested is an update from the computer threat checker Crowdstrike Falcon. Good morning. Stay in bed today. Early reports suggest Crowdstrike Falcon – a computer threat ...
Read More »Deceased Man Left To Rot in Bushes at Disneyland, Guests Recount Horrifying Sight
Hundreds, if not thousands, of guests walked by a deceased man lying in the bushes at Disneyland Paris Resort. A witness recounted the story online, adding to widespread rumors that Disney covers up deaths at its theme parks. Related: ‘Little Mermaid’ Trailer Released After Disney Remake Bomb Nature doesn’t wait, even at The Happiest Place on Earth. Natural and, sadly, ...
Read More »Disney World Guest Intentionally Spreads Fecal Matter at Theme Park, Creates Biohazard
Two Walt Disney World Resort guests recently took their fantasies too far at “The Place Where Dreams Come True,” putting the health of thousands in Central Florida at risk. Related: Guest Suffocated on Board Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, Ride Canceled It’s no secret that Walt Disney World Resort and Disneyland Resort guests are humans, and sometimes humans make bad choices. We ...
Read More »Controversial Disney World Capacity Assessment Aims to Split Up Hundreds of Families
Walt Disney World Resort is undergoing a new operational exam testing something new, ultimately separating families who vacation at this particular Disney World park. Disney World Testing Single Rider Line on Rise of the Resistance; Backlash Begins as Families To Be Separate More Than Usual Disney’s Hollywood Studios has introduced a Single Rider line for the popular Star Wars: Rise ...
Read More »Couple Alleges Disney World Denied Ride Entry Despite Spending Thousands
This week, a viral four-minute TikTok took the Disney Parks fans community by storm. In it, an adult couple that many have deemed “entitled” complained that Walt Disney World Resort offered terrible customer service when they couldn’t ride a popular attraction at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. The Couple’s Experience With Walt Disney World Customer Service In a now-deleted social media video, ...
Read More »Pro-Trump Demonstration Breaks Out at Disney’s Hall of Presidents
At Disney’s theme park, the Hall of Presidents stands as a testament to the rich tapestry of American history. Within this attraction, lifelike animatronics of past and present presidents come to life, showcasing pivotal moments in the nation’s journey. Recently, however, the serene atmosphere was disrupted when a group of guests attempted to stage a pro-Trump disruption within the park. ...
Read More »Harmful Littering Follows DeSantis’s Disney World Balloon Ban
Last month, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill banning intentional balloon releases throughout the state, including at Walt Disney World Resort. The law took effect on July 1, meaning that any Disney Park guests aged seven or older who knowingly let go of balloons could face a $150 fine. Wildlife protection organizations and activists praised Governor DeSantis’s rare pro-environment ...
Read More »Disney Guests Advised to Cancel Vacations as Scientists Predict Worst-Case Scenario
Hurricane season is now through the end of October, with places like Disneyland California and Walt Disney World Resort being directly in the path of these monstrous storms. Unfortunately, officials and scientists have updated their predictions for this hurricane season, changing things for the worst-case scenario. If you plan to visit the parks, be prepared for a busy storm season, ...
Read More »Scores of Disney World Travelers Put On Notice as State Government To Shut down Select Routes to Theme Parks
Florida officials are gearing up for changes in the routes to get to the most magical places on earth, Walt Disney World Resort. All guests will be alerted so that you know well what to do and when to do it. Let’s get into it. Highway and Freeway Construction To Cause Delays for Disney World Guests Soon The Florida Department ...
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