Disney Parks

Guest Caught Swimming in Dangerous Off-Limits Lake in Disney World

A guest has been spotted swimming in the water at Magic Kingdom. Related: Disney World Monorail Forced To Shut Down, Paramedics Treat Accident Victims A viral video shows a guest swimming in the Rivers of America at Magic Kingdom. The…

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Woman Exposes Genitals at Disney World, Kids Scarred

Days after a satire report claiming that Walt Disney World Resort banned all tattoos went viral, a Disney Park guest reported that a woman’s inappropriate body art scarred thousands of other guests. Related: Mickey Mouse Officially Being Retired Effective Immediately…

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Urgent Updates as Disney Guests Locked Out of Parks and Hotels Worldwide

A mass computer outage has left Disney guests worldwide locked out of theme parks and hotels alike. Chaos broke out worldwide this morning as Microsoft computers and systems crashed due to what some have suggested is an update from the…

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Deceased Man Left To Rot in Bushes at Disneyland, Guests Recount Horrifying Sight

Hundreds, if not thousands, of guests walked by a deceased man lying in the bushes at Disneyland Paris Resort. A witness recounted the story online, adding to widespread rumors that Disney covers up deaths at its theme parks. Related: ‘Little…

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Disney World Guest Intentionally Spreads Fecal Matter at Theme Park, Creates Biohazard

Two Walt Disney World Resort guests recently took their fantasies too far at “The Place Where Dreams Come True,” putting the health of thousands in Central Florida at risk. Related: Guest Suffocated on Board Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, Ride Canceled It’s…

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UPDATE: Disneyland Swarmed by Hundreds of Costumed Protestors, New Photos, Statements, and Video

This article has been updated to include new photos and video of the Disneyland union worker protest rally. If you thought you would be able to visit Disneyland for a fun family trip today, think again: the entrance to the…

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Rumor Alert: Permit Filing Hints at Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Replacement Coming

Walt Disney World Resort has set new plans for a water flume log ride that could replace Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. Here’s what we know and why this could replace an already let-down of a ride. Disney World Opens Tiana’s Bayou…

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Disney’s Carousel of Progress Receives Crucial Upgrade, More Changes Incoming

Changes have been made to one of the most historic attractions at Walt Disney World. Related: Disney Legend Lays Motionless on Stage as Theme Park Guests Watch When guests visit the Walt Disney World Resort, their list of must-do activities…

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Disney Sells off Historic Piece of Florida Theme Park History After 50+ Years

Another iconic piece of Disney World history is hauled off. Related: Disney Blocks Guests From Fireworks Amid Safety Risk and Overcrowding Concerns As Walt Disney himself stated, the Disney theme parks will never be “finished” but are in a constant…

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Controversial Disney World Capacity Assessment Aims to Split Up Hundreds of Families

Walt Disney World Resort is undergoing a new operational exam testing something new, ultimately separating families who vacation at this particular Disney World park. Disney World Testing Single Rider Line on Rise of the Resistance; Backlash Begins as Families To…

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